Brooke Boers

SHES PERFECT I CANT

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:59:42 -0400

SHES PERFECT I CANT

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:17:38 -0400

Hey future! Look like this please. If you’re not reading...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:55:33 -0400

Hey future! Look like this please.
If you’re not reading lovetaza.com and gushing over her PERFECT family, then you’re not doing life right.

hollow-gram: Saturday Night Live 36x12 “When you talk about...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:21:36 -0400

hollow-gram:

Saturday Night Live 36x12

“When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.

And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.”

coreybrown: If you DON’T have a crush on all of these ladies,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:07:24 -0400

coreybrown:

If you DON’T have a crush on all of these ladies, you don’t know how to crush.

The girl in the blonde? The one named Amy Poehler? Yeah I talked to her on the phone. No big deal.

hellogiggles: GAS PUMP HIDDEN CAMERA BIT STARRING BEST COUPLE...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:57:22 -0400

hellogiggles:

GAS PUMP HIDDEN CAMERA BIT STARRING BEST COUPLE EVER
by Mary Traina
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tyleroakley: NAILED IT.

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:51:48 -0400

tyleroakley:

NAILED IT.

thechrisgethardshow: Word on the street is, you kids don’t...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:50:11 -0400

thechrisgethardshow:

Word on the street is, you kids don’t think we can top Zach Galifianakis giving strangers haircuts. We’ll give it to you, that was a pretty damn good episode.

But how about Amy Poehler predicting your future this week?

We know what your future holds.

This week, the TCGS gang is very happy to predict your future for you. When the show goes live on Wednesday, call us up at 212-757-1393. Tell us some facts about your past. Tell us some perceptions about your present. We will take that information, discuss it, and predict your future.

I promise that we will be right 100% of the time. History will prove us correct.

MORE INFO

IMPORTANT NOTE: This show is already sold out. Please do not e-mail for tickets, and please do not show up to our studio without a reservation - we will be forced to turn you away. Fire codes!

Holy shit.

nbcsnl: Whuuuutarrreeeyooooou doing here??

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:21:38 -0400

nbcsnl:

Whuuuutarrreeeyooooou doing here??

BOW DOWN

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:19:59 -0400

BOW DOWN

ucbcomedy: Color in the UCB Chelsea theatre in Abbi Jacobson’s...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:57:34 -0400

ucbcomedy:

Color in the UCB Chelsea theatre in Abbi Jacobson’s coloring book!

Abbi Jacobson is an actor, writer, and illustrator. She is one-half of the cult web series Broad City. She also published 2 coloring books, in which you can joyfully color in the UCB Chelsea theatre! Available now on Amazon and in stores.

I really like the UCB Theatre. I also really like Abbi Jacobson. Classy, cool gal.

humansofnewyork: Someone named Christopher Russo just posted...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:54:02 -0400

humansofnewyork:

Someone named Christopher Russo just posted this on my Facebook wall:

“Hi I love your page a lot by the way I am a hero because I saved someone that got stuck in a subway train door please share this too so that everyone knows I am a great person.”

When I clicked on his profile picture, I saw that he’d won several medals in the Special Olympics. So it seems that not only is Christopher a hero and a great person, but he’s also a great athlete. Here’s your post, Christopher. You’re awesome.

thechrisgethardshow: spotastic: Zach Galifianakis was awesome...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:49:05 -0400

thechrisgethardshow:

spotastic:

Zach Galifianakis was awesome enough to stop by The Chris Gethard Show. The theme of the night was “Who Wants a Haircut?”

Bianca made the bold choice to sit in Zach’s chair, and by the end of her cut, Zach probably chopped a good 14 inches off, in certain spots.

Truly a show to remember!

Photos by: Andrew Bisdale

This moment was when shit got real. My heart rate accelerated and I knew that it was go time. - geth

Beautiful.

gracehelbig: tyleroakley: And I think to myself, “What a...

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:41:27 -0400

gracehelbig:

tyleroakley:

And I think to myself, “What a wonderful world.”

I screamed.

And I can’t get a boyfriend.

nbcsnl: Put on Vampire Weekend’s “Diane Young.” Watch these...

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:37:05 -0400

nbcsnl:

Put on Vampire Weekend’s “Diane Young.”

Watch these gifs.

Smile forever.

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FUCK YES

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:11:39 -0400

FUCK YES

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Mon, 06 May 2013 17:17:53 -0400

comedynerdproblems:

Submitted by lil-bo-peeping

Wow, 100 posts. Thank you to everyone who has contributed, liked, reblogged, followed, or promoted this site along the way. It’s been nothing but a joy to see the comedy community on tumblr really come together over a lot of your submissions.

Here’s to the next 100! Keep submissions coming!